Tuesday, March 23, 2010

The traveling salesman...er, woman...

I am staying out of town for work tonight. I know what you're thinking: Par-TAY!! (I wasn't sure how to spell that, so I went with the phonetic version.) I have to admit, I was a little excited about watching TV with no one else around to complain about my choice of programming. For example, I am currently watching a show about bodies being donated to science and how all that works. Did you know that there are people out there getting rich by selling elbows and knees and heads? Evidently you can't sell the whole cadaver, but you can disassemble a person and make a killing. Get it? A "KILLING?" Sorry... :) Less evident is the fact that sometimes these people disassemble dead people without the dead person's permission. That, my friends, is not legal. It IS, however, creepy.

In spite of all of my television viewing freedom, I miss my kids. I know, I know... It's only one night. Ridiculous. Well, I miss them. So there. And of course, I miss Jeff, too. And Gumbo. The cats... not so much. (It's okay. They don't miss me either.) I should be getting tons of administrative work done since I am alone and responsible for no one other than myself. Notice that I said I SHOULD be getting a lot of work done. I'm not. I am too engrossed in my body snatching show.

Okay, the ESPN Classic channel is showing a scrabble tournament. Really?! Even I won't be watching that one. Goodnight!

P.S. Guess what ad popped up when I posted this: an ad for Life Quest Anatomical Body Donation! I am not making this up. Is someone trying to tell me something?

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