Blog reduction

I was thinking... I think my posts are a little too long. Yeah, I know. You have all wanted to leave me a comment saying, "Hey. I have a job. I don't have all day to read your posts." So, I will go green, sort of like "Reduce. Reuse. Recycle." I will "Reduce. Reduce. Reduce." (I think it's pretty funny that I have taken a whole paragraph to tell you this.) This is as close to going green as I will ever get. I rebel against going green. Green? Not going. (I do cut up the little plastic six-pack can holders before I throw them away. You should, too. If you don't, and a turtle or a bird gets it stuck around its neck, you will spend eternity in hell. I'm just saying...)

I went to a Mother's Day Tea Party in Belle's classroom today. If some overachieving mother who remembered to bring a camera decides to share photos with me, I will post them. Belle looked so pretty. She wore her Easter dress (see, you can refer back to my first post to see that) and a big, white sun hat around which she tied a zebra print scarf. "Sunday best" does not mean "boring"!

You know, I may have to get my own camera. I could document EVERYTHING for my followers! Sounds scary yet strangely intriguing, doesn't it? One last note: My dad bought himself a ball cap that says "Given enough coffee, I could rule the world!" Isn't that funny? (See?! I should have a camera. I would be posting a picture of dad in his cap RIGHT NOW!)